Pie In The Sky

Mixed Mystery-Fruits Pie Though

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me:
Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:
Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me:
We cool?
Spider:
Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:
Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:
Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:
So...can I get out now?
Spider:
Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:
Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:
Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

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therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

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